Stats and SMART(er) shopping system!

Fixed big combat bugs, improved speed and block responsiveness

Added 4 new enemies, a couple of new items, usable carrot sword and pause functionality.

Game is in active development and gets weekly updates with some big feature and content updates being planned for the future. Stay around for more chopping!


Controls: tap to block, hold and release to strike. Do combo attacks by "tap & holding" before strike finishes. Hold shop buttons to buy those items.

Your progress is saved in every floor.

Send feedback to: or @snoutup


Sounds: & many other random sources


Originally started as a #onebuttonjam game, but that version is long gone.

If something fishy happens and things get stuck press DELETE to erase all your progress and restart.


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